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memewhore

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pussyronin

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

midnightmadwoman

Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home

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civ5crab

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foxyclock:
“smallrat36wagon:
“LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????
”
this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible
”

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0sbrain

SOUND ON. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

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tgirlsaintlawrence asked:

Do you think gnomes have toxic masculinity. Would a gnome father shame his gnome son for not being gnome man wnough

cryptotheism answered:

The extent of gnome masculinity is like, trying to eat larger strawberries than the other gnomes. The most toxic it ever gets us a good natured chortle. Their society is beautiful.